Chapter 28: If I Get Pregnant, So Be It

Her brain really must not be working properly.

The thumping sounds of monsters trampling the ground, which had been echoing through the forest, finally ceased. Not a single flying dragon was in sight.

Quiet…

But not entirely quiet.

A peaceful sun shone down on their faces.

“Ugh… gurgle~~… mm…”

“…Prince…”

“…like… ugh…”

A binge meal with severe aftereffects.

Every time Ye Lu encountered the Prince, she would develop some uncontrollable desires.

But this time, she managed to suppress them earlier. This time, though, she couldn’t bear it any longer.

Really.

After all, every time it was just a touch—wasn’t that like eating food wrapped in plastic? The more you ate, the more it tangled you up, pure self-deception?

It only stretched the desire longer and longer—an impossible approach.

“Good… haa~ so delicious…”

Ye Lu clung tightly to the man’s neck, her demanding tongue growing sore.

She had no idea how long this meal had lasted.

The Prince had initially let himself be calmly pushed down by her at the base of the tree.

The size difference was obvious; Ye Lu looked more like a sloth.

But Ye Lu was satisfied. As a prince of the Celestial Demon clan, she had taken the initiative—and he showed no desire to resist. Instead, he was groping her all over.

Back in the old days, if she had found a girlfriend, she might have flipped her underneath and taken charge.

Actually… Ye Lu was hoping for that right now, but the Prince showed no sign of action.

Like a wooden doll…

Other than groping her inaccurately, he couldn’t do anything.

Ye Lu felt disappointed, but she absolutely didn’t want to give up the chance for a second kiss with him out of anger.

Especially in such a rare environment—the two of them… they could kiss however they wanted, be as bold as they pleased.

Even though for Ye Lu, who used to be a man, this was a disgusting thought…

After all, it had only been three days.

Ye Lu stared at the Prince’s calm, unmoved eyes. Everything she was experiencing now felt more real than ever.

She could tell dream from reality.

She was being intimate with a man…

But even so…

She still hadn’t had enough. She didn’t want to leave.

Besides, her body seemed to like men… so what?

Ugh…

Big problem. She was adapting way too fast!

Maybe she shouldn’t have hated her mother back then?

After all, no one could resist this.

When you’re hungry, he’s like a dessert slathered in animal cream. Especially after several days of starvation—just one bite seems sweeter than any delicacy in the world, and it automatically replenishes your fluids.

When being touched, it’s like the man is feeding you the cream with his mouth—sweet and blissful.

Sometimes, she would accidentally let out a girly sound.

But even though her needs were being filled,

Ye Lu felt something was missing—something very core.

Despite thinking and craving this,

She was unwilling to leave the Prince’s embrace.

Even because it was her first time as a woman, or her first attempt at kissing—she had no experience.

Not to mention ending up with a mouth full of saliva.

She would unconsciously hold her breath, getting so immersed that she forgot when she started feeling uncomfortable. Only when she couldn’t take it anymore would the Prince notice and push her away.

Then she would lie on his reassuring chest like a kitten, greedily gasping for fresh air.

Whenever that happened, she often feared the Prince would suddenly leave.

That he’d grown tired of kissing and wouldn’t exchange saliva with her anymore.

So she would take only a few quick breaths before hugging the Prince’s neck again.

Her small hands would excitedly grab his hair, and when she pressed close again,

She could enter a state that ordinary women couldn’t—or that only Succubi could achieve—an unparalleled state.

The pleasure of devouring, plus the replenishment of bodily functions.

And the warmth of the man’s body—her heart felt like it was melting.

But even with all that satisfaction,

What was still missing?

Oh.

She knew.

A glistening thread of fluid arced, making her heart skip a beat. Ye Lu straddled the man’s leg and clumsily wiped the remaining saliva from the corner of his mouth.

Right…

If kissing was like tasting a cream cake—sweet at first,

It was still fat. It couldn’t replace carbohydrates to fill the stomach.

When she went to bed at night and her stomach rumbled, that was the consequence of not having carbs.

Right… she seemed to have gotten everything backward.

She needed cake, not cream. Cake could truly fill her stomach.

Cream… would only make her feel disgustingly greasy afterward.

And she hadn’t forgotten about the incident with the Three-headed Wolf chasing her.

…

Right!

Ye Lu felt like the sky had fallen. Her lips, which had just parted softly, parted slightly in shock at her own stupidity.

A kiss from a Celestial Demon would lead to pregnancy, but making out wouldn’t.

Why didn’t she start with that instead of latching onto his mouth?

Ugh…

Ye Lu touched the wetness at her mouth. It seemed too late now.

She was going to get pregnant!

Her belly would swell!

…She wanted to die. She had messed everything up.

“Ugh…”

“What’s wrong, Miss Ye Lu? Why are you crying? Was the kiss not pleasant?”

“Though, I still don’t feel much.”

“I… I do.”

“It’s very pleasant, but…”

When Ye Lu said this, she blushed and looked at the Prince. Even with

This body—flawless, curvy in all the right places, designed to attract men—sitting on his lap, his expression hardly changed.

Pregnancy aside,

Had her body disappointed the Prince too?

Wait… why didn’t she feel anything poking her backside as women described?

Oh!

There was, but…

Disappointment +2

“Prince… I won’t get pregnant, will I?”

“Probably, you will.”

“Does Miss Ye Lu want to carry my child? That would make me happy.”

“Wh…at… will… will?!”

Ye Lu had meant to ask casually, still holding onto some hope. Hearing the Prince’s answer, her hope was completely dashed.

Ye Lu wilted.

“Ugh… So, Prince, do Celestial Demons get pregnant just by kissing?”

“Probably… yes…”

The Prince’s answer lacked confidence. He hooked her under the armpits, set her down beside him, patted her head, and stood up.

…

Huh!

Pregnant? Fine. But was he leaving?

She hadn’t had her fill yet!

Watching him act like he was calling it quits,

She grabbed his pant leg. But when she saw Bell emerging from some bushes, she suddenly let go, hugged her knees, and sat there sulking.

“Finally over?”

Ye Lu muttered, “I don’t know…”

The Prince smiled. “It’s over.”

“…”

‘Bastard! Does he have any social awareness?!’

Ye Lu looked up, eyes wide as she stared at the Prince. He just crouched down and gave her another pointless head pat… though it felt exciting and warm.

His words, however, were not warm.

“Hmph. Don’t worry, Miss Ye Lu. Before long, you’ll certainly be carrying my child. I swear as a Prince—I will take full responsibility for you from now on. If I am the Prince, then you are my Princess.”

‘Princess my ass!’

He continued to fret alone. “But… with such a cute Miss Ye Lu, why does kissing give me no feeling at all?”

“Is it the wrong method?”

Ye Lu squinted. “I don’t know…”