Selar above! What kind of stupid thing have I done?!
Miss Silver Dragon’s brain completely short-circuited. Wisps of white smoke kept rising from her burning head.
She trembled as she looked at her own sinful little hand. When she saw that shameless hand actually pressing down on the pure white marshmallow, she almost fainted on the spot.
No, how could you, yourself?!
Could it be that you’ve been too comfortable these past two weeks and gotten cocky?
Have you forgotten that this Lucia Krier you’re touching is the Heaven’s Chosen Female Protagonist who absolutely hates men?! In her past life, that arrogant genius young master of the Carlos Empire, relying on his noble status and blinded by lust, tried to take her by force, and the next day he had both his “legs” broken!
“If I said this was an accident, would you believe me?”
Miss Silver Dragon hadn’t even had time to open her little mouth to apologize before Lucia’s ethereally beautiful face suddenly enlarged in her pupils, unceremoniously cutting off all her pleas and sobs…
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Meanwhile, in Alice’s room at the Royal Capital’s Imperial Palace.
The little princess angrily stared at the contents of the book, as if every word was assaulting her worldview.
“What?! What do you mean the male protagonist goes alone to a small forest in the outskirts for special training at night to make his tsundere childhood friend look at him with new eyes for the academy assessment, and then stumbles into unspeakable physical contact with that beautiful and elegant platinum-blonde-haired elf lady?!!”
Alice clenched the light novel in her hands so tightly the pages wrinkled, her face full of disbelief.
“What about the childhood friend?! Where did that huge childhood friend who silently accompanied him go?!”
Alice frantically flipped through the pages with her slender fingers, trying to find some saving grace between the lines.
But as it turned out, the further she read, the more intimate the relationship between the male protagonist and the elf lady became. The two who initially had a huge rift slowly became inseparable.
Alice’s little face completely lost its composure. Wasn’t this supposed to be a pure love novel? Why was there a cheating cat plot in it?!??
“What do you mean ‘It’s okay if you accidentally touched me, I also accidentally kissed you’?”
This is too indecent, madam, too frivolous. Isn’t this the kind of thing you only do after getting married?
And the author wrote their kissing scene so vividly that she couldn’t forget it even if she wanted to.
The embarrassed and angry princess grabbed a pure silver spoon and viciously stabbed it into the Sakura Congee on the desk…
pop! pop! pop!…
Accompanied by the sounds of the spoon entering the congee, she kept shaking the small bowl vigorously, producing splashing sounds. Every time the silver spoon invaded the bowl’s opening, it would sink in with exceptional force.
Soon the sticky sweet porridge wrapped them tightly, inseparable and reluctant to part…
Fortunately, the princess was more skilled. Steadying the bowl’s rim with her jade-like fingers, she suddenly exerted force with both hands. With a dull slap, the silver spoon, trailing sticky rice paste, finally let out a pop and forcibly pulled out from that round little opening…
But Alice, face still flushed, seemed to feel this wasn’t enough to vent her anger.
Before the sticky sweet porridge could flow back into the empty depression, she raised the spoon again and stabbed it in hard from top to bottom. The bowl instantly stirred up white bubbles.
“Damn it! Damn it! This princess is definitely going to send razor blades to that author who wrote the cheating cat plot!!!”
Her little face red, she pouted angrily.
—
The view returns to the wilderness outside the Royal Capital.
Under the bright moonlight, Selina’s entire face was flushed red like boiling water.
Her small hands were tightly covering her eyes out of shyness, refusing to part no matter how the girl teased her.
‘Ugh, she actually… she actually stuck out her tongue!!??’
Until the fairy lady seemed to have finally had her fill. Then, like treating a rare treasure, her jade-like hands gently set her back on the ground.
Only then did she dare, through her fingers, to look with a face of utter despair at the fairy girl before her, who was extending her tongue and licking the corner of her mouth with lingering satisfaction…
“Thank you for the meal, Miss Selina~ The taste was really good, cold and sweet.”
Lucia’s angelic pure face curved into a seductive smile, like an angel who had fallen in love.
But Selina only felt her brain roaring. Her entire dragon self was about to spontaneously combust from shyness, unable to handle the situation.
“Sorry, but Miss Selina’s reaction just now was just like Sakura Congee—so delicious that I couldn’t help wanting to devour you completely!”
Lucia showed another angelically pure smile. “But please rest assured, since I’ve taken your first kiss, I will take full responsibility for you.”
‘Take responsibility my foot!!’
“I-I don’t want a playboy like you to take responsibility!!” Selina, eyes red, stomped her feet in shame and anger, her childish voice clearly choked with tears. “Lucia! Count this… we’re even! From now on, neither of us owes the other!!”
Before her words faded, the silver dragon girl, like a startled rabbit, covered her flushed cheeks and fled without looking back.
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Regardless of the turbulent emotions the girls experienced last night, the next morning the sun still rose as usual, casting warm sunlight over the Royal Capital.
“Damn third wheel, damn third wheel.” Princess Alice had two thick dark circles under her beautiful light cherry-colored eyes. Her stunning face was filled with unshakable resentment, wandering the corridor like a ghost, her small mouth mumbling nonstop.
‘It’s okay, Alice, it’s just a novel. Novels are all fake. Cheer up, you still have to go back to the academy to handle official business today.’
‘Sigh, I didn’t get a chance to notify Luo Lin yesterday. I wonder if he’ll come see me off today?’
‘I’ll wait for him at the palace gate.’
Thinking this, she quickly adjusted her state and transformed back into that dignified and elegant princess. The sound of her high heels striking the ground was like a beautiful melody.
Suddenly, from around the corner came the excited discussion of several maids.
“Hey! Did you read the newly released ‘Overbearing Princess, Fall in Love with Me’ yesterday?”
“Of course I did! My god, that golden-haired fairy lady was so handsome!!”
“I get it, I get it! Her charm of loving and hating boldly and hitting straight without hesitation is really captivating!” One maid cupped her face, looking completely lovestruck.
“Am I the only one who finds the Saintess, who silently protects from behind, also appealing? The Saintess’s selfishness is so delicious!” Another maid added.
Hearing a topic she cared about being discussed so enthusiastically, Alice couldn’t help leaning in and suddenly interjected, “What about the childhood friend then?”