As the game pod slowly opened, Bai Yue Ling sat inside for a moment to recover. Then she lowered her head to look at the two big white bunnies on her chest… No, they were two big pink bunnies.
“Jelly… In the real world, I have clothes on. You don’t need to stay on me anymore.”
“I want to.”
Jelly completely ignored her opinion and continued fulfilling her duties as clothing.
“But I don’t want to.”
“If you dare complain, I’ll make your body go squish squish.”
“What kind of sound is that? You trash queen, you’ve definitely learned bad things!”
“That’s the only sound I could make when you were crossing your legs for an hour.”
“Heh! We’re even, then. The once proud and aloof Slime Queen has now degraded herself into a lewd piece of clothing. What a total trash… Eek?! Sorry, don’t move around!”
After some tussling, Bai Yue Ling stood in front of the mirror, gazing at her form wrapped in pink glossy suit.
She really looked like a character named “Alice” from a certain 2D shooting mobile game in her previous life.
Bai Yue Ling walked to the window and consciously drew the curtains in her home.
She absolutely couldn’t let the neighbors see her wearing this strange outfit at home, or they’d definitely think she was some kind of weirdo!
With the curtains drawn, her sense of security immediately increased.
Bai Yue Ling stretched vigorously and asked, “I’m going to take a bath now. Are you coming too?”
“Why would you need a bath with me here?” Jelly asked in confusion. “We slimes come with a built-in ‘purification’ ability. I can absorb every bit of dirt on your body—way more effective than soaking in water.”
“You’re just saying you don’t want to leave me, right!”
Her voice trembling, “Zero Zero…”
“My clothes…”
Bai Yue Ling froze slightly, touching her smooth, shiny pink glossy suit. Her eyes instantly went blank, her expression screaming I’m done for.
“Waaah! Mu Yao, Mu Yao, Mu Yao! Let me explain—this is a misunderstanding!”
“I just like the feeling of soaking in a bath, okay!”
“Then I can adjust my temperature to make you feel even more comfortable than a bath.”
“Aaah…”
Just as Bai Yue Ling was bickering with Jelly, there was suddenly a knock at the door.
“It’s probably that girl Mu Yao again?”
Bai Yue Ling muttered and walked over to open the door without hesitation.
“Hi~ Zero Zero, I came to play again…”
Mu Yao outside the door was happily waving at Bai Yue Ling when she suddenly froze, as if time had stopped. The smile that had just appeared stiffened on her face.
Seeing Mu Yao motionless, Bai Yue Ling asked in confusion, “What’s wrong?”
Mu Yao’s cheeks flushed slightly. Her small hand trembled as she pointed at Bai Yue Ling’s body. “Y-Your clothes…”
“No need to explain, Zero Zero. I won’t tell anyone about your fetish.” Mu Yao walked into the room and closed the door, promising, “This is our secret—just between us two. I absolutely won’t tell anyone.”
“I-I-I… But I really didn’t want to wear this!”
“Eh? So you’re saying the clothes crawled onto you themselves?”
“This…”
Bai Yue Ling was instantly speechless. She couldn’t exactly tell her that she’d brought her in-game pet into reality, and the pet had turned into clothes, right?
No choice but to swallow this bitter pill.
Mu Yao sat on the sofa, casually swinging her slender, beautiful legs, and asked, “Zero Zero, you haven’t eaten yet, right? Let’s order takeout!”
“Aren’t you a master chef now? Why order takeout again?”
“Cooking is too tiring. I want to spend more time gaming~”
Mu Yao held her phone, scrolling down the takeout app, when she suddenly asked curiously, “Little Bai, why does this place charge 1000 yuan per order, and still have such high monthly sales?”
“Let me see.”
Bai Yue Ling took Mu Yao’s phone and clicked into the shop page. She saw that instead of food pictures, the menu showed photos of big sisters in black silk short skirts.
“Exquisite little chef comes to your door to cook, skilled in various private dishes… Only takes three to five orders a day, each at least one hour… Merchant-provided ingredients, extra charge for late-night service…”
Facing Mu Yao’s pure, innocent gaze, Bai Yue Ling thought for a moment and explained with her rich life experience:
“Because it’s a service where the delivery person is the chef who comes to cook, and they make a lot of dishes, so it’s expensive.”
“Really?”
“Mm, that’s how it is.”
Bai Yue Ling nodded, silently protecting the physical and mental health of the pure, cute girl next door—while quietly noting down the shop’s name.
After ordering takeout, with half an hour until delivery, Mu Yao proactively chatted about her experiences in World of Fate.
“Zero Zero, slimes are way too hard to fight! Not only do they have all sorts of attribute changes, they’re almost immune to physical damage, and their self-healing is ridiculously strong!”
Mu Yao sprawled on the sofa, complaining, “Cheating combat power plus cheating recovery—this is double cheating… How the heck do you even fight slimes?”
“Is that so?” Bai Yue Ling curled her lips in a mocking smile, proudly saying, “Slimes move slowly and have single attack patterns. In my eyes, they’re just a bunch of trash… Yip yip yip!”
Before Bai Yue Ling could finish, her delicate body suddenly shuddered. She curled up on the sofa, a unnatural blush staining her cheeks.
Mu Yao quickly asked with concern, “What’s wrong? Zero Zero, are you okay?”
“Haa… It’s nothing. Just a sudden stomach ache. It’ll be fine if I rub it.”
Bai Yue Ling panted lightly, very consciously shutting her mouth.
“Good to hear.” Mu Yao widened her eyes, carefully scanning Bai Yue Ling up and down.
Strange… Was it my imagination? Did this pink glossy suit just tighten a bit?
It got so tight that… even the detailed shapes were outlined?
Mu Yao rubbed her eyes, but then saw the suit return to normal, as if nothing had happened.
Half an hour passed quickly. After Mu Yao took the takeout from the big sister in black silk short skirt, Bai Yue Ling finished her meal in ten minutes.
After seeing Mu Yao off, she returned to the bedroom and lay down in the game pod, preparing to log in.
Just then, her phone suddenly rang.
An incoming call displayed the words “Teacher Ming.”
Teacher Ming—Bai Yue Ling’s homeroom teacher, a 27-year-old unmarried big sister, mature and intellectual, gentle with people, always enthusiastic about getting Bai Yue Ling back to school.
“Hello? Teacher Ming, what’s up?”
“Little Bai, when are you coming back to school?”
Bai Yue Ling reflexively refused, “Uh, Teacher Ming, I want to rest a bit longer…”
“Teacher knows you don’t want to go to school.” The voice on the other end was incredibly gentle. “But what if Teacher gives you one-on-one tutoring—and Teacher wears black stockings?”