Chapter 16: Wave Showdown! Butt Competition!

The girls on the shore held their breath in an instant.

The whispering vanished completely, replaced by an absolute silence mixed with tension and excitement.

The mist above the water began to twist.

The river, carrying a powerful will, slowly condensed, gradually revealing an amorphous white outline.

The ethereal haze stretched out translucent tentacles that appeared and disappeared, lazily toyed with the water vapor.

Within the silhouette, two massive pupils, which seemed stained with the eerie light of a starry sea, slowly opened.

An inhuman, innocent-yet-superior gaze descended upon them.

The white mass extending its tentacles was tender, soft, and somewhat cute…

A gentle breeze blew past, bringing a faint scent of milk.

Thoughts quieted down, becoming lazy and peaceful.

All worries and hardships seemed to be granted the courage to be faced at this moment, and the future seemed to hold infinite hope.

Su Yue looked at this “newborn god” in a daze.

“So… wait — no! How weird! Let me look again…”

As if sensing her gaze, a muffled, slightly milky grunt came from the thick fog in the center of the lake.

“Hmm?”

The massive pupils shifted slightly, locking firmly onto Su Yue, who was cowering in the water.

Seeing this, Du Lin immediately leaned forward and bowed.

Her posture was devout, and she introduced Su Yue with a hint of fawning.

“Your Grace, this is a traveler who heard of your miracles and came here specifically…”

The “plump fruit” hung precariously, causing fine ripples to spread across the water’s surface.

Under the reflection of the firelight, they radiated a seductive luster, eliciting a series of low gasps from the girls on the shore.

***

Su Yue was still in a daze when she suddenly felt a sharp pain underwater.

It was Du Lin’s toes, hidden beneath the surface, accurately pinching her firm buttocks.

“Hiss!”

The pain brought Su Yue back to her senses instantly.

Ignoring her shame, she stood up abruptly and bowed repeatedly to the “god” in a panic.

The “bandages” tightly wrapped around her graceful figure.

Compared to the majesty Du Lin possessed, Su Yue’s form became even more prominent under the restraint of the bandages, looking as if they might burst through the thin covering at any moment.

“Spectacular…”

A distant, sweet, and milky voice came from the center of the lake.

It carried unabashed praise, as if the entity was quite satisfied with this sight.

*Splash! Splash!*

Two treasure chests crashed into the water, kicking up a large spray.

“Thank you for your grace, Your Grace~”

Du Lin’s eyes lit up, and her posture became even more “respectful.”

“Tha… Thank you for your grace, Your Grace!”

Su Yue imitated Du Lin, stammering out her thanks.

“Mmhmm.”

The white blob was very satisfied, and its giant pupils slowly turned elsewhere.

Only then did the two of them carefully collect the treasure chests.

On the other side, the girls who felt that gaze fell to one knee one after another.

Their eyes were devout as they gazed at the hazy figure in the middle of the lake like pilgrims.

Two translucent tentacles reached out from the mist, leisurely hanging toward the ancient well in the village, dropping a few drops of purple liquid…

“…”

Su Yue was about to cry out in surprise, but her mouth was suddenly covered by Du Lin.

Su Yue widened her eyes and looked at Du Lin with a face full of confusion.

The latter leaned into her ear and whispered, “Don’t ask too much; the performance is about to begin! The rules this time are simple: breast clashing and butt brawling!”

“???”

Su Yue’s brain went numb, nearly crashing.

“CLASH!!!”

A high-pitched, milky howl echoed across the lake.

A series of circular platforms carrying treasure chests crashed down from the mist onto the water, causing a thunderous roar.

“Keep up.”

Without waiting for her reaction, Du Lin took the lead and ran toward the platforms in the lake.

The girls followed closely behind, jumping into the lake and swimming toward various platforms.

Du Lin was the fastest.

She climbed onto the platform with the largest chest.

After standing firm, she shook off the water droplets with a reckless posture, causing the giant pupils to glance at her frequently.

Another girl followed closely, jumping onto Du Lin’s platform before anyone else.

Seeing this, the other girls turned toward other spots with regret.

Su Yue, whose brain had finally rebooted, was completely bewildered.

She scrambled onto the last platform in a daze, only to find herself standing with that Church Investigator.

Seeing this, the girls on the other platforms cast awe-struck glances, leaving Su Yue even more confused.

“You must be new~ Hehehe… remember~ you can only use *hehehe*… this, and this, okay~?”

The “mentally stable” Investigator slapped her own pert buttocks and bounced her towering chest, kindly explaining the rules of this performance to the newcomer.

“Um… I don’t really understand…”

“Hehehe… it’s fine~! You’ll understand in a bit~.”

The Investigator laughed foolishly, her eyes filled with a devout glow.

“The great Your Grace loves watching this the most…”

“Big…”

“CLASH!!”

The high-pitched milky howl rang out again, and the performance began instantly!

The “thank you” Su Yue hadn’t voiced yet got stuck in her throat.

“Thunderous Butt Flash!”

“100,000 Butt-Volt Attack!”

“Again! Divine Punishment Butt-Hammer! Hah!”

“Phantom Butt-Dance! I dodge~”

“Holy Light Bosom-Shield! I push!”

“Holy Light Tides! Down you go!”

The girls shouted their moves, using their chests and buttocks to execute various exaggerated techniques.

The *thud-slap* sounds of flesh colliding echoed across the lake.

It was a hot-blooded, passionate brawl.

Su Yue froze in place, her jaw nearly unhinged.

‘Is this a damn homage to that Earth anime?!’

“Spectacular~~” the white blob commented…

The Investigator suddenly began to tremble.

“Hehehe, newcomer~ now that you know the rules, I’m coming for you~!”

She couldn’t wait to start the fight!

Su Yue was startled.

“Wait, I’m not ready yet—!!”

The Investigator didn’t care.

“The match started long ago! Newcomer!”

With a *whoosh*, she charged at Su Yue.

“Instant Rump!”

“No! Mmph—waaah~”

Su Yue, who hadn’t recovered from the series of shocks, was completely unprepared.

She was hit directly in the face by a large, white butt, sent spinning into the air, and fell into the lake with a *splash*.

“Oh my~ how pathetic~”

A tentacle reached out from the mist, scooped up the unconscious Su Yue, and placed her by the bonfire…

The Investigator, meanwhile, collected her treasure chest, gave a respectful bow, and went to find her next target.

The thrilling battles continued.

The winners could take the treasure chest on the platform and then move to the next platform with a chest for a new performance.

Su Yue didn’t wake up until only one platform remained in the lake, piled with three massive treasure chests.

On the land of glory that only the finalists could step upon!

The final duel was between Du Lin and the Investigator.

The battle had reached a fever pitch…

“Gintama Secret Art: Butt-Killing Spiral Orb Technique!!”

“Trifling tricks! Witness my Water Style: Wave Butt-Barrier!”

“Breast-Sway Wave Motion Cannon! Fire!”

“Butt Impact: One Thousand Years of Death, Sixth Form! Thrust!”

“Haven’t you fallen yet? Why won’t you go down?! Why?!”

“I don’t want to lose! I want to win… I want to overcome the wall in front of me! So… I’m going to use that move, you bastard!!!”

“Hoh! You’re coming at me directly? Then I’ll accompany you to the end!”

“CLRRRRYYYYY~~! Secret Art: Butt! Exploding! Flame! Kill!”

“Hah! Secret Art: Crescent Butt-Piercer!”

*BOOM!!!*

The violent impact kicked up a massive wave.

Two pairs of red and swollen buttocks slammed into each other with intense force, making it impossible to tell who had the upper hand.

“ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!”

“MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!!”

“Spectacular~~~~” the great “god” cheered with pleasure once again.

*Thud, thud, thud…*

Several treasure chests slammed onto the edge of the platform as a sign of respect and encouragement.

Su Yue watched the brawl with a numb expression, feeling as if nothing mattered anymore.

“What… what even is this… Ahh… my eyes are ruined… I’ll never recover from this for the rest of my life…”

*BOOM!*

A powerful shockwave blasted the two of them apart.

“It’s not over yet!”

Du Lin gritted her teeth.

Her wet long hair whipped out crystal droplets.

Though her buttocks were red and swollen, they remained pert, radiating an unyielding fighting spirit.

She spun her body, her buttocks dragging the water into a spiral water tornado that lunged straight at the Investigator.

“Spiral Butt-Blade Hurricane Dance!”

“Hmph, cheap tricks!”

The Investigator sneered.

Her towering “humps” trembled slightly, and the circular platform beneath her feet actually began to crack.

She protected her chest with both hands and suddenly shoved forward.

The momentum of her chest seemed to tear through the mist, meeting Du Lin’s water tornado.

“Unrivaled Breast-Burst Airflow Slash!”

*BOOM!!*

The two forces collided in the center of the lake, kicking up a column of water dozens of meters high.

Another draw!

*Thud, thud, thud.*

More treasure chests landed behind them.

“Give up, Du Lin!”

The Investigator’s aura was like a rainbow.

She stepped onto the platform and swung her buttocks violently, bringing forth a gust of wind.

“Overlord Butt-Thunder Annihilation Wave!”

“Naive!”

Du Lin refused to be outdone.

She leaped up like a cheetah, her buttocks carving a perfect arc in the air, enveloped in a purple light arc.

“Bankai: Butt-Moon Unrivaled Slash!”

*BOOM BOOM BOOM!*

The continuous sounds of impact were deafening, and the circular platform teetered on the verge of collapse.

The girls on the shore screamed repeatedly, waving their arms to cheer for their respective favorites.

“Du Lin! Finish her! Use your Butt Haki!”

“Investigator! Use your breasts to crush her!”

“CLASH!!”

The mist gradually dissipated, and the lake surface returned to calm.

Du Lin and the Investigator stood on opposite halves of the circular platform, panting heavily.

Their chests and buttocks were even more exaggeratedly red and swollen, yet they still faced each other stubbornly.

“Du Lin, you are strong, but this victory belongs to me!”

“Want to settle this in one hit? Then bring it!”

“Come!”

A fanatical light ignited in the Investigator’s eyes.

She slammed her hands against her chest.

“Final Secret Art: Holy Milk Heaven-Soaring Dragon Flash!”

Du Lin’s long hair flew wildly.

Her buttocks suddenly sank, and the lake surface actually dented under the pressure of her aura.

“Super Butt-King Crimson Lotus Spiral Strike!”

*RUMBLE!!*

The airwaves swept across the lake.

The massive impact finally proved to be too much for the circular platform, and it shattered with a roar.

The ultimate clash kicked up a monstrous wave, soaking the girls by the lake completely, yet they continued to scream and cheer.

The mist slowly cleared, and the lake returned to stillness.

On half of the broken platform, Du Lin’s red buttocks were firmly pressed against the Investigator’s back.

“To think… at the last moment… you used… the Gravity Seat… ugh~~”

After providing the final answer for us, the Investigator finally lost her strength and fainted.

“Du Lin! Du Lin! Du Lin!”

The girls cheered and ran into the lake, tossing today’s champion high into the air…

“Hiss! Don’t poke my butt! It hurts!!!”

“Magnificent~ Spectacular~~~”

The sweet, milky voice praised them as it gradually faded away, and the white mist of the blob slowly vanished.

The believers were left behind to continue this unfinished bonfire night.