“The rest of the cleaning is all yours, Serena.”
As for Wuming herself, she simply sank back into the sofa.
When she heard this decision, Serena looked at her with clear dissatisfaction.
“Ugh… doesn’t Wuming want to help me out at all?”
Serena stared at Wuming resentfully. Wuming had no work today anyway—what was wrong with helping her clean?
“Don’t forget, this was the agreement,” Wuming reminded her of their earlier deal.
“You’re supposed to handle the housework in exchange for living here. No backing out now.”
You wouldn’t want to sleep on the first floor tonight, would you, madam?
“Besides, it’s not like I didn’t do anything. I did clean up the mess from last night, you know.”
So Wuming felt she had already contributed. How could anyone say she hadn’t done anything?
This was called a well-deserved rest!
“And there isn’t much left anyway—just laundry and a quick tidy-up. It’s not some huge project.”
“With your diligence, Serena, I’m sure you’ll finish it in no time.”
“Ugh… just help me a little, Wuming.”
“No—way!”
Wuming went right back to peeling her orange, magnificently ignoring Serena’s discontent.
“I’m counting on you for the cleaning~”
“You’re so evil, Wuming!”
But then Serena’s little brain suddenly spun, and an evil smile spread across her face—the look of someone about to cause trouble.
“You’re right. We really should find all the ‘trash’ in the house and clean it out properly.”
“Exactly, exactly.” Wuming nodded in agreement.
Serena stood up and transformed into the perfect image of a virtuous wife, ready to clean for Wuming.
“Then I’ll get started on the cleaning, darling~”
And so Serena began cleaning.
She went through the entire house from top to bottom.
Wuming watched contentedly as her conveniently acquired “wife” handled everything.
She was doing a great job.
Serena worked hard, not missing a single corner.
She wiped down the tables, washed the clothes, hung them to dry—the whole house sparkled.
Wuming, meanwhile, could just sit on the sofa, pet the cat, and watch TV. Life couldn’t be more comfortable!
“Next up—”
After finishing the living room, Serena’s gaze shifted toward Wuming’s bedroom.
The corner of her mouth curved upward.
“There’s just one place left that hasn’t been ‘cleaned.’”
“Where?”
At this point Wuming still hadn’t realized how serious the situation was—until Serena spoke again.
“Of course it’s—your bedroom, Wuming~”
With that, she grabbed the broom and cleaning cloth and headed for Wuming’s room.
A huge red “DANGER” sign instantly popped up over Wuming’s head!
Nooooo—!!!
Wuming rushed toward the bedroom and managed to block Serena at the doorway just before she could enter.
“No, Serena! That room is absolutely off-limits!”
Serena easily sidestepped Wuming’s attempt to stop her.
After all, Wuming’s small frame was no match.
“You told me to clean the whole house, didn’t you? I’ve already cleaned everything else. This is the only spot left.”
Serena’s gaze fixed on the room behind Wuming.
As a proper “housewife,” she had to clean her husband’s room thoroughly too.
She needed to sweep out all the trash inside—every last piece!
“I-I-I already told you! My room is clean—it doesn’t need cleaning!”
Wuming looked panicked, refusing to let Serena anywhere near the room.
She was terrified her secrets would be exposed!
This has to be on purpose!
“I don’t think so.”
Serena narrowed her eyes, determined to go in and clean.
“Your room had a cockroach before. There must be some trash you haven’t cleared out yet.”
“There isn’t! There absolutely isn’t!”
Wuming denied it stubbornly. Her room was spotless! There was no trash at all!
“My room is very clean! That little roach must have wandered in by accident!”
“Anyway, you don’t need to worry about my room, Serena. I’ll keep it clean myself! There’s definitely no trash!”
Please don’t go in and clean, my dear ancestor!
My precious collection can’t be discovered!
Wuming wailed inwardly.
If she had helped Serena clean earlier, Serena never would have suddenly decided to tackle her bedroom!
She’s just getting revenge!
“Then… if another cockroach shows up in your room next time, you’ll have to deal with it yourself, Wuming.”
“…”
Serena “gently” pushed Wuming aside and walked in. Wuming hurried after her.
“Wait, Serena! At least let me get ready first!”
“Wuming…”
Serena stopped, turned around, and looked at her.
“You wouldn’t happen to be hiding something you don’t want me to see, would you?”
“Like… some rather unsightly doujinshi or something… hidden inside, maybe?”
Serena smiled as she spoke the words that filled Wuming with pure terror. It proved she had guessed correctly!
She’s after my doujinshi collection!!!
Wuming instantly went on high alert, sweat beading on her forehead like she was facing a mortal enemy!
So that was her goal all along!!!
“Reading too much of that yellow waste isn’t good for you, darling. It all needs to be thrown out as trash.”
Serena looked positively “benevolent.”
“As your housewife, I have to protect your health. I can’t let you ruin your body, darling~”
The sugary-sweet words made Wuming’s skin crawl with goosebumps.
All she felt was pure horror!
This girl was dead set on turning her room upside down! She absolutely could not let her find anything!
Those were precious treasures she had collected for years—they could not be touched!
“Let me see… where could they be~”
Serena started searching Wuming’s bedroom. If Wuming didn’t do something fast, Serena really would tear the place apart!
And those books were stored in the cabinet under Wuming’s bed!
Wuming’s heart leaped into her throat.
She racked her brain for any way to calm Serena’s fury!
What do I do, what do I do!? How do I fix this!?
While she was panicking, Serena continued poking around the room.
“Is it in the wardrobe…?”
“Or… the nightstand?”
“Or maybe… the desk?”
Serena opened each one and searched. She was getting closer and closer to the final answer!
“Just one last spot left~”
Wuming’s little secret is about to be discovered~
She stopped in front of the cabinet under the bed—the only place she hadn’t opened yet.
“Oh my, oh my.”
“I’ve found Wuming’s secret~” Serena declared triumphantly.
Think of something, Wuming!
Use that yellow brain of yours and think of something!!!
Wuming wailed inside, but she still couldn’t come up with any way to defuse Serena’s anger!
She has to change the subject!
“Let me see—!!!”
Just as Serena was about to pull open the cabinet under the bed, Wuming suddenly tackled her onto the bed, her whole body pressing down on top of Serena.
And then…?
What next?
Wuming’s mind went completely blank. She hadn’t thought that far ahead.
She had simply followed her instincts and tackled Serena. As for what came after?
She would figure that out later.
“Wuming…”
Pinned beneath her, Serena’s face instantly flushed bright red.
This was the first time Wuming had ever pinned her down.
So the next step—
Was it going to be passionate flames and dry tinder!!!?
While Serena waited in eager anticipation for Wuming’s next move, Wuming simply… stopped.
What was Wuming waiting for!?
According to any proper gal-game route, the next step should have been a kiss, followed by that kind of thing. Why had nothing happened yet!?
“You… what are you trying to do, Wuming…”
Serena asked shyly, her face still red. Wuming kept staring at her but made no further move.
Yeah! What am I trying to do right now!?
Should I go for it?
Wuming wanted to ask herself the same question!
She wasn’t mentally prepared for that kind of thing, but Serena already looked eager and ready.
If she kissed her now, the situation might spiral completely out of control.
So she placed both hands on Serena’s cheeks to keep her still. Both lolis’ heartbeats quickened unconsciously.
Thump-thump…! Thump-thump…!
“Serena…”
Wuming’s voice turned soft and affectionate.
“Hm…?”
“I… I…”
Wuming couldn’t get the words out.
What about you!? Just say it already!
Serena was getting anxious!
“Please don’t take my doujinshi awaaaay—!” Wuming suddenly wailed.
That was her everything! She couldn’t lose them! She needed them to fall asleep at night—don’t take them!!!
I’ll do anything!
“I’m sorry!!! I’ll help with the housework next time, okay!? Please don’t take my doujinshi!!!”
“…”
The sparkle instantly vanished from Serena’s eyes.
She had waited all this time… and this was it!?
Just this nonsense?
“You… don’t have anything else you want to do!?”
Serena asked, still full of hope, but Wuming’s brain had clearly not gone there.
“No! This is the most important thing! Please don’t take my doujinshi! I’m begging you!!!”
“…”
This puts me in a difficult spot, comrade.
You’re trying to bribe me like this? What official could resist such a test!
Those doujinshi are getting confiscated!
Serena felt a little annoyed. Was a single kiss really that hard!?
If she were in a good mood afterward, maybe she wouldn’t take the doujinshi!
But at this point, she was making it very clear: if Wuming didn’t kiss her, this matter would not be over!!!
“If you don’t kiss me, you can say goodbye to your doujinshi, Wuming!”
This was Serena’s final offer.
“You—!”
“Just one kiss! I won’t pursue it any further! Think it over, Wuming!”
“Otherwise these doujinshi—I’m taking them for sure!”
Serena spoke with iron determination, leaving Wuming with a troubled expression.
How had this girl suddenly come up with such an outrageous demand!?
“You already know! Kissing or whatever is completely impossible!”
“Then say goodbye to your doujinshi!”
Wuming gritted her teeth.
From the look of things, Serena wasn’t going to back down.
She would only let her go if Wuming actually did it—otherwise it was farewell to the collection!
But kissing or whatever… that was completely impossible!!!
Did she have no choice but to go all out…?
Wuming thought. At this point, she had to choose one or the other!
It was just a kiss, right!?