“Hello, everyone!”
There was no way I could let this chance slip by.
“This is the largest fertilizer storage in all of Seocheon Flower Garden!”
All those hard-earned likes, subscriptions, comments, and notification requests—I couldn’t waste them!
Sweat trickled down Mujae’s cheekbones beneath his oxygen supply mask.
No one could find out that, somehow, some lunatic had kicked off the Promotion Team’s very first Live Broadcast.
But almost immediately, viewers began venting their frustrations in the Comment Section.
@Virtuous_Rabbit: It’s too dark, please turn on the lights
@88MeTooJesa: Fertilizer? Isn’t this just a mine? –lol
@DudungDongja_b: Where did the dragon go
While Mujae panicked at the Comment Section, Zack quickly dashed over, dragging a tall LED Lamp with him.
“Hey, rookie!”
“Ooh~ That guy’s got some strength.”
The Fertilizer Team Shinsomis were amazed as they watched Zack move a lamp that usually needed two people.
But fine-tuning was too much for Zack—he blasted the light in a straight line right behind Mujae.
Thanks to that, the viewers nearly got their eyes blinded all at once.
@BladeLeafWrap: Ack, my eyes
@ThreeEyes_TwoHeads: hahahahahahaha what is with this channel lol it’s all or nothing lol
@1000Degree_Apricot: Save me, I won’t ask for the lights anymore
Hallakgoong quickly tilted and adjusted the lamp.
Mujae, ignoring the cold sweat soaking his mask, forced a smile at the phone.
“We apologize for the brief lighting disaster! How is it now? Can you see better?”
After the brief chaos, a mountain of fertilizer stacked high behind Mujae filled the screen.
For the first time, the massive fertilizer storage of Seocheon Flower Garden was being shown to the public.
People who had flocked to see the dragon’s appearance from the Netherworld Realm now expressed their surprise at the gigantic fertilizer warehouse.
@WhiteRice_WithSnake: That’s all fertilizer?!
@CornSumSum: lolol this is a real poop live
@AwesomeLighting_1: I can smell it through the screen
The Comment Section was flying by. Mujae checked the numbers underneath.
[Currently 12,914 viewers, started 7 minutes ago.]
Don’t forget—this channel had barely over a hundred subscribers before. This attention was only possible thanks to the morning’s chaos.
“Amazing, isn’t it? Imagine what it’s like for me to be here in person! But they say this mountain of fertilizer disappears in just three days.”
Mujae quickly fixed the phone to his Selfie Stick and panned the surroundings. Acting as natural as possible, he winked at Hallakgoong.
“Even though it’s a surprise~ Live Broadcast, it would be great if we could interview the person in charge here, right? Hahaha!”
“!”
Catching on to Mujae’s plan, Hallakgoong rushed toward the Fertilizer Team Shinsomi who had given instructions earlier.
The Fertilizer Team, mixing compost on the opposite side of the Promotion Team, looked over with a sullen face.
“…Why? What’s up?”
“Huff, huff… Senior, could you do me a favor?”
“A favor?”
“An interview, please.”
“Here’s a Microphone!”
At that moment, Zack hurriedly handed over a Microphone to the Fertilizer Team—who knew when he’d even prepared it? Mujae approached with the Selfie Stick as the Fertilizer Team, caught off guard, accepted the Microphone.
Acting as if everything was going according to plan, Mujae shamelessly stood close beside the Fertilizer Team.
“Hello! This is the chief supervisor working at the Raw Fertilizer Storage~”
“!?”
“Please say hello to our viewers!”
The Fertilizer Team’s eyes fixated on the rapidly scrolling Comment Section on screen. People they’d never met or heard of were now greeting them.
@8LivingWithDragon: Nice to meet you~ lololol
@PDHell: Wow, look at those muscles
@YoloToHeaven: As expected, Seocheon Flower Garden Shinsomi muscle scale
“Ah, hello….”
As the flustered Fertilizer Team Shinsomi waved, Mujae quickly fired off a question.
“I heard the Raw Fertilizer Storage is the largest in Seocheon Flower Garden—just how big is it?”
“Uh… Seocheon Flower Garden has a total of 7 fertilizer storages, and Raw Fertilizer Storage supplies fertilizer to 50% of the farm fields….”
“That’s really incredible!”
Haltingly, the Fertilizer Team Shinsomi answered the interview. Both the number of comments and viewers steadily increased.
Zack and Hallakgoong watched Mujae’s Live Broadcast on their own phones.
“What would you say is the hardest part of working on the Fertilizer Team?”
“Well, honestly, all the jobs in Seocheon are pretty similar, so it’s not all that hard….”
@AgainYeomra: They’re used to it lolol
@KingOfLoyalty_FourHeavenlyKings: Extreme job, Seocheon Flower Garden Shinsomi
“Then, is there anything you’d like to say to Sir Ggotgam Officer?”
“Our Fertilizer Team is always working hard! But, there is something we keep bringing up among ourselves….”
The Fertilizer Team Shinsomi hesitated, struggling to voice their thoughts. Mujae egged them on.
“Come on~ Please feel free to say it! Our viewers will be cheering you on, too!”
“Uh, please set up a separate cafeteria for us!!”
In the end, the Fertilizer Team Shinsomi blurted it out.
The other Fertilizer Team members, who had all stopped working to watch, cheered.
Embarrassed, the Fertilizer Team Shinsomi blushed as they continued.
“It’s too far to go to the cafeteria, and it’s a hassle to eat snacks here….”
“Right, right!”
“And please go easy on the soybean paste stew and cheonggukjang stew. I used to like them, but now I can’t stand them!”
“Sniff.”
Tearful stories poured out. The viewers, in turn, filled the Comment Section with words of empathy.
@IAmDongdongJu: No consideration, really
@GoddessMama: Extreme job experience site lolol TT
@ImaginingTheSmell: Hang in there, Fertilizer Team TT
While there was a brief pause, Hallakgoong held up a Sketchbook toward Mujae.
[Wrap it up soon]
Seeing this, Mujae got ready to close out with a bright expression.
“Thank you for all your hard work. I promise to report today’s requests to Sir Ggotgam Officer….”
But Hallakgoong held up the Sketchbook again.
[Challenge Request]
Mujae’s eyes rolled. As he quickly thought it through, he spoke up.
“If there’s a challenge you’d like our Promotion Team to try, please comment right now! Our Promotion Team will do our best….”
The comments started flooding in once more. Viewer count: 41,091.
@BabySnake: ??? You’re going to do it in the fertilizer storage?
@HotRiceSoup: Then you gotta do that, right? lolololololol
The Comment Section exploded again with terrifying requests.
“Whewwww…”
“You’ll knock over the whole fertilizer pile with those sighs.”
Mujae sighed so loudly that a passing Fertilizer Team Shinsomi tossed him a teasing remark.
The whole Fertilizer Team knew exactly why he was like this.
Zack, finishing up nearby, patted Mujae on the shoulder.
“Ahem, but you really hit it big, you know.”
Hallakgoong awkwardly offered encouragement too. But Mujae was cold.
“You punk, don’t hold back your laughter while you’re talking to me.”
“Sniff, then can I just laugh?”
“Puahahahaha!”
Instead of Hallakgoong, a hearty laugh echoed through the Raw Fertilizer Storage.
The silhouette sprinting over, ponytail flying, was unmistakably Sir Ggotgam Officer Sara.
It was hard to believe this was the same person who had chased them into the fertilizer storage earlier that day—Sara was all smiles.
“The first Live Broadcast! Viewer Count Event! 80,000! Can you believe it!”
Anyone would think their child had just conquered the whole country.
Sara, not caring if precious shoes got covered in dung, spread her arms wide toward the Promotion Team.
“……”
“…What are you waiting for, get over here and hug me already.”
“Hug? Who?”
But not even his own son would join in his excitement.
The only one who cautiously obliged was Zack, who gently patted Sara’s head.
Zack was a head taller than Sara, after all.
“…What a bunch of spoilsports.”
Sara eventually lowered her arms with a grumble, then plopped down onto a sack of fertilizer, unable to hide her pride.
“So, Mujae, what are we going to eat?”
“That’s what we were just talking about.”
Puahaha! Mujae couldn’t see any resemblance between Sara and Hallakgoong, but their laughter was identical. Even the reserved junior Zack cracked a faint smile.
Only Mujae…
“Hey, your face is looking so rotten, no one would notice if it got mixed in with this fertilizer.”
“Who cares, whether I rot now or after the Mukbang….”
That’s right.
What the viewers wanted from the Promotion Team was a Mukbang in the fertilizer storage.
Mujae recalled the comments during the Live Broadcast.
@SulfurFart: You should experience the Fertilizer Team’s hardships!
@JadeEmperorBro: Recommend a menu
@NetherworldBox: 1) Doenjang stew 2) Cheonggukjang stew 3) Curry
@LongTongueMoon: The curry can’t have any chunks in it lol
And those comments, along with Mujae’s frozen expression, were immortalized.
Mujae yelled as he looked at Sara’s phone screen.
“Why did you set this as your wallpaper!!”
“It’s my phone! I can do what I want! Brat! …Isn’t it great though, [Currently 87,692 viewers].”
Sara, grinning from ear to ear, was clearly thrilled. Then, with a smack to her own forehead, she let out a dramatic sigh.
“We almost hit 90,000! Ugh!”
“…By the way, Sir.”
Hallakgoong addressed Sara, awkward as ever.
His speech, mixing formal and casual, made them seem close yet not quite.
He rolled his dark eyes, glancing at Sara.
“Go ahead, son.”
“We’ll film a ‘Recommended Menu Buffet’ Mukbang here—so, how about that cafeteria?”
“…Didn’t you say you wouldn’t join the Promotion Team?”
Sara’s eyes narrowed.
The one who’d protested being stuck with the Promotion Team was now proposing a deal.
Hallakgoong cleared his throat, but stood firm.
“So, are we doing this or not?”
“Are you going to do the Mukbang? That one is.”
All eyes turned to Mujae.
Even the passing Fertilizer Team Shinsomis stopped to listen, ears perked, wondering if a dedicated cafeteria for the fertilizer storage could really happen.
Mujae, eyes half-lidded like a fox in a foreign land, paused briefly before finally speaking.
“I’ll do it. But…”
To add another condition.
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