“Abel Noct, male, nineteen years old, previously attended the kingdom’s noble magic academy, second son of the Noct Marquis family, began detaching from his family several years ago and has since traveled across the continent, with superb swordsmanship and having eliminated several large bandit groups—”
The morning sunlight poured down a brilliant gold that was almost excessively dazzling.
It illuminated the girl in her formal dress.
This scene entered the eyes of the properly seated interviewee—that is, Abel—as if blurring the boundary between reality and virtuality.
The pink-curled princess lightly pursed her lips.
Her gaze swept across Abel’s face.
She crossed her arms over her chest, pushing that snowy white northern hemisphere even higher.
Yes, she was wearing a low-cut formal dress.
“You are this princess’s lifesaver, and you have the recommendation from your brother, Marquis Noct. You perfectly meet the requirements for the position of commander of the kingdom’s knight order! Next, I will explain to you what you need to do as the knight commander. If it is convenient, we can immediately handle the employment procedures.”
His gaze remained fixed on the pink-haired princess.
Yet the pupils in his eyes had already lost their focus.
Abel fell into unprecedented chaos.
Long-dead memories began to awaken one after another.
He had transmigrated into a Myanmar North 2D game world!
After living in this game world for more than ten full years, right at the moment before stepping through the gates of hell, he finally recalled the fear of being dominated by Myanmar North 2D games.
He also recalled the painful experience of being trained by the planners into a cuckold!
The game is set on a fictional otherworld continent called the Tevati Continent.
Players assume the role of a mysterious character known as the “Knight Commander of the Goddess’s Sword Knight Order.”
During the journey to save the world, they encounter beautiful girls with distinct personalities and unique abilities.
Together with them, they defeat powerful enemies and seek the path to salvation.
At the same time, they gradually uncover the truth behind the “Divine Pollution”!
This is the game’s official description.
In simple terms, this game is—
A post-apocalyptic otherworld with an all-female cast, male player locked in, open-world action game!
It has every otaku tag stacked on top of each other.
But why is it called a Myanmar North 2D game?
Because the writers love smuggling in their personal agendas.
The various heroines occasionally suffer sudden saintly meltdowns and frequently drop explosive hot takes.
For example—
“In the Kingdom of Beint, even bandits have the right to be forgiven!”
“As long as these cultists have walked far enough, the wrongs they commit today will become an insignificant part on the scale of life.”
“The warriors on the front lines only need to bravely slay the enemy. We in logistics have to consider so much more!”
And so on.
With an all-female lineup and male-locked protagonist, shouldn’t it be a harem game?
You’re right, but the characters all have their own lives!
Once the opening plot finishes, the game starts to go completely off the rails.
The player becomes nothing more than a camera.
The heroines begin forming yuri couples.
The player’s main storyline ceases to exist.
Some netizens even jokingly call him the “temporary janitor”!
Abel himself was a victim of this Myanmar North 2D game.
Starting from the middle of the game, it stopped pretending altogether.
Take the pink-haired princess right in front of him, for example.
This game has a favorability and gifting system.
If the player were to give a gift to this princess, what would happen?
The answer is—
“Oh my, not bad. It’s the latest pastry from the Three Leaves Chamber of Commerce. I’ll enjoy it with Lord Julius later!”
Or
“Lord Julius is watching. How can I accept this?”
“Ah, Lord Julius looks so handsome today as well!”
“The person I like? Of course it’s Lord Julius! We’re good friends, right?”
She could not go three sentences without mentioning “Lord Julius!”
Who was this Julius?
He was known as the “true male lead” of the game.
Pretty much every SSR female character pulled in gacha had feelings for this Julius—the protagonist’s older brother, “Marquis Noct.”
After the plot was compiled into a pink app collection and released, it drew countless passersby to watch and laugh.
Even that could have been tolerated.
But there was something even more excessive—the heavy promotion of yuri couples.
It was also this pink-haired princess.
After the protagonist saves the kingdom and becomes a hero, at the victory banquet the pink-haired princess actually danced gracefully with the female characters.
When the protagonist invited her, she even boldly declared, “Why are you still here?”
The player instantly sank to the bottom of the 2D game community’s disdain chain.
Passersby crowned him with a green hat called “turtle”!
Facing the players’ protests, the planners even declared, “We have plenty of resources to wear the players down!”
Yes, this memory was excruciatingly painful.
Even after nineteen years since his reincarnation, recalling it still felt bloody and raw!
Hot tears welled up in Abel’s eyes.
The scene before him was far too familiar.
He had finally recovered his memories.
If he accepted the job offer from this green tea princess in front of him, what followed would be like opening Pandora’s box!
Doomed beyond redemption!!!
So his breathing grew heavy.
His face flushed red.
Yes, his blood pressure was spiking…
He could already imagine exactly what this beautiful princess was thinking.
Hmph, you foolish second son of a noble house. If it weren’t for the sake of your brother Lord Julius, plus the fact that you saved my life, how could the position of Knight Commander of the Goddess’s Sword Knight Order ever go to you?
Just be grateful and act as this princess’s dog! This commander position is your collar!
Princess Prim did indeed think exactly that.
After noticing the direct stare from this country bumpkin—this man who completely lacked his brother’s bearing—she already felt vaguely displeased inside.
Ptooey, what a total shrimp-head, actually staring at me like that!
Yet on her face she still had to smile cheerfully.
The dignity of nobility and royalty could not be compromised!
“Then, Lord Abel, shall we now…”
“Please wait a moment, Your Highness the Princess.”
“Is there anything else you wish to ask?” Prim smiled.
“I feel that the position of the kingdom’s knight commander is a bit too heavy a burden for someone like me, who is accustomed to a carefree life of drifting clouds and wild cranes. I cannot take this job. Thank you for Your Highness’s misplaced affection.”
Saying so, under Prim’s stunned gaze Abel stood up.
He respectfully bowed to her.
Then he walked straight past the incredulous princess and took his leave from the garden.
Only after Abel’s figure had completely disappeared did Prim snap back to reality.
What had that vulgar man just said?
“…How dare you? You dare refuse this princess?!”
Crack! Cracks spread across the teacup gripped in her hand.
Prim’s lovely face began to twist.
Veins bulged on her forehead.
Although she had been quite unhappy about assigning the knight commander position to this guy, it was a decision she herself had made—how dare he refuse?!
Yes, this princess can choose not to give it, but once given, you have no right to refuse!
What an ignorant piece of trash, absolute garbage!
If he does not want to be commander, then fine.
Lord Julius, how could he have such an incompetent younger brother?!
Recalling that handsome and dashing golden-haired marquis, Prim’s somewhat irritable heart finally eased.
She took a sip of tea, trying to bring her blood pressure down.
However, at that moment a chestnut-haired maid came running over excitedly with an appointment letter—
“Your Highness, His Majesty the King says he has already prepared Lord Abel’s knighting ceremony inside the Grand Sanctuary! This person is the foremost hero on the entire continent, having exterminated countless cultists and bandits. With him on our side, the kingdom’s national power will surely rise like the sun at noon…”
Halfway through speaking, the maid noticed that the princess’s expression looked rather off.
She also did not see Lord Abel, who should have been having tea with the princess.
“Where is Lord Abel?”
“…That ignorant fellow has already left.” Prim said through gritted teeth.
“Your Highness, this person is a rare talent! We cannot let him escape. His Majesty has given special orders!!”
Prim shouted angrily, “It was not me who drove him away! He himself did not want to serve the kingdom!”
“…Then, relaying His Majesty’s second command: Please have Your Highness chase this person back. His Majesty has already tacitly approved him as the kingdom’s son-in-law.”
The maid took out a second letter and spoke thus.
Upon hearing this disastrous news, the princess’s face turned deathly pale.
Although the person she liked was indeed from the marquis family, the one she liked was Marquis Julius—not his younger brother!!
What is a Myanmar North 2D game?
For example, Dislyte, Girls’ Frontline, Path to Nowhere, etc.