Hereโs what Iโve got for usable resources.
Burn treatment drug.
Powerade-colored sikhye.
Real success candy.
Gold Great Temple dedicated to the dragon.
A handful of gold coins from zombies.
Suspicious sea weed that multiplies.
The handful of gold coins is worth about ten million won by weight, but thatโs nowhere near enough to buy this building, let alone 203.
They say you canโt even buy the rights to a single room, not an apartment.
The real success candy needs testing, and the Gold Great Temple dedicated to the dragonโฆ
Itโs bigger than a gold toad statue and finely crafted, probably worth over a hundred million.
Weighs over a kilo too.
But if the gateโs size distortion is real, selling it might be foolish.
Itโd inflate back to original size.
Of course, in a world where big monsters invade, will goldโs value hold? Doubtful, but in such a world, gold might get pricier.
Sikhye needs Changhwan grandpaโs son-in-law re-education for me to get his investment.
The new product, growing seaweed, would be perfect if it only grew โthat,โ but itโs rejected because it doesnโt just grow โthat.โ
Talking about height. Seriously.
Whatโs leftโฆ
Complete burn treatment.
Thatโs a pricey drug too.
Enough to reincarnate a washed-up idol.
But if it gets big, thereโll be ingredient verification or pharma companies hounding me, which I thought about first.
Iโd given up, thinking if I donโt guard my place, not just my room and me but the world could collapse.
After the room pandemic, no choice.
Above all, the red wizardโs steeped water (?) is low in supply.
Just one 2-liter PET bottle of it.
Used some to cook rice, so a bit over half remains.
โGotta sell it.โ
But now, sell and turn it into cash.
Worried about selling this stuff and hiding my identity, but itโs urgent.
I feared social backlash, but now Iโm strong enough to cause social chaos.
For this, Iโll achieve the next spatial movement.
<Spatial Movement LV2>
Cooldown: 300 minutes.
Max distance increases to 1KM.
Can carry one piece of equipment.
Currently achieved Spatial Movement Level 2.
Need about 20 more uses for the next level.
Even sleeping 8 hours, itโll take a week.
Among the hermitโs legacy from the single dragon, thereโs a book that boosts spatial movement when read.
โUgh, my eyes hurt.โ
Still too small to see.
Above all, only one piece of equipment can be carried, so I donโt want to go out in just underwear, causing a scandal and making people happy.
As Strength and Charm rise, muscles look decent, but still.
Donโt wanna go out naked.
โHey, Queen?โ
โYesss!โ
Whyโs she grinning so brightly? Makes me feel all fluttery.
โWhy so excited?โ
โIโm happy thinking you might care for me a bit now.โ
โNope?โ
โYour level says otherwise. It means your heart fluttered for me.โ
If I recognize a situation as charming, my level goes up.
The Queen can now see when Iโm almost charmed as a level-up.
Soโฆ
My level above my head is now the number of times Iโve lusted.
โEmbarrassing, but canโt deny it. When I can overpower you, do as you please.โ
โIโm happyโฆโ
Whyโs that happy?
I teased her like a boy bullying a crush, calling her grandma, but now Iโm just fond of her.
When I feel something rational, the level number above my head rises, canโt deny it.
With imagination, it jumps 4โ5 levels.
โHey, can you read this for me?โ
The Fairy Princess could read it, but sheโs asleep.
For three days, she hasnโt shrunk.
The otherworldโs water attack caused a mood shift, but her growth contributed too.
Feels like a real family, and the house feels cramped.
Told her to make seaweed rice, not a growth potion.
โSpatial movementโฆ read it like this?โ
โYeah, let me hear.โ
โYouโll get sleepy, wanna lie down here?โ
โSigh, charming again?โ
โYou might stay awake hearing my voice.โ
โWill I?โ
The Nightmare Queen offers her lap.
Feels like reading a fairy tale, so I lie down.
Since heart-fluttering signals show as levels, and it wasnโt bad leaning on each other during giant CatManโs room takeover.
Listening to her read the spatial movement magic secret bookโฆ uh.
Iโm really not sleepy.
Her position and outfit make her underbust visible.
By the time the Queen finishes reading the secret book.
<Spatial Movement LV5>
Cooldown: 60 minutes.
Max distance increases to 50KM.
Can carry one piece of equipment.
Spatial movementโs become quite useful.
Itโs like moving at 50 km/h.
50 km in an hourโs like driving a car safely.
โBut why only one piece of equipment?โ
Obviously, Iโd pick clothing, but only integrated outfits count as one piece for transfer.
So.
Full-body tights, a coat, or long padding.
Well, underwearโs summonable, so itโs fine.
Even with a trench coat, wearing shorts underneath makes me look like a boxer training in sweats?
โ50 km, letโs see.โ
My familyโs land is in Wanju-gun, Jeollabuk-do, where my late grandmaโs house, now half a shed, holds memories.
If I use it as a base and commute, itโd be convenient.
If I fully achieve spatial movement, I could accomplish things held back by social obstacles.
But itโs farther than 50 km, so I need higher levels.
<Next level: 0/50>
With cooldown drastically reduced, two days of non-stop spatial movement gets me to Level 6.
โBut why are you trying to achieve this? Planning an invasion?โ
โNo, not really? Just no choice to work, earn money, and block the gate.โ
โWhy money?โ
โNeed money to buy you that phone.โ
โโฆIโm happy.โ
โReally?โ
Telepathyโs fine, but without it, a phoneโs needed to talk to the Queen.
My Sword Master powerโs stronger than her.
Sheโs got high-end magic like Hellfire, but using it to catch monsters would blow up the studio.
โWhatโs your name, by the way?โ
โThose who use magic donโt reveal true names. Curses can be cast through magic.โ
โOh, really? Then I shouldnโt reveal mine?โ
โI wonโt curse you, but a few in other clans can cast curses.โ
Soโฆ that impโs name, Ketotokkelpkek, might not be real?
โBut you can tell me, right? I wonโt curse.โ
โMight make me a slave.โ
<Level up.>
Levelโs already 700.
Donโt need maritime clan monsters to send more.
โBut you couldโve told me, Iโd help.โ
โHow?โ
โI can send you farther with less cooldown, same space.โ
โOh?โ
โSince I sent through the gate.โ
She says she could summon me for transport.
If soโฆ
Gotta buy that phone quick.
[Huh!? Whoโs there? Iโm sick!]
โMental illness?โ
[What? Uh? Oh, yes. Uh. 203 oppa? Why?]
202โs reflex is to claim sickness, but calms when I reveal myself.
โCalling me in a panic and saying why? Brought a gift. Real sickness, orโฆโ
Just in case, I asked if itโs a real quarantine disease, but the doorโs already open.
โWhat do I do, oppa?โ
โCan I come in? Hereโs a gift.โ
โYeah, yeah. Itโs fine.โ
Gave her a sikhye bottle and stepped into 202.
So, entering 202โs roomโฆ uh.
This is bad.
โ202โs wet too.โ
โWhat?! No, itโs not!โ
โUh, wet marks there?โ
โPervert? Crazy? Seriously.โ
Whatโs she talking about?
โThe wallpaper, wallpaper. Itโs wet and dried.โ
Confirmed. Itโs leaking through walls too.
No need to say why.
This is annoying.
Might need to check 204.
If 204โs leaking, itโs a construction flaw; if 204โs fineโฆ
202โs fault, I guess.
One wrong splash, and waterโs causing trouble everywhere.
โWhyโs your head down?โ
โNoโฆ itโs nothing. What do we do?โ
202 asks what to do, but no choice.
โWhat do you do? Protest.โ
โProtest?โ
โDonโt open for anyone but me. Theyโre at home, donโt want people in, but landlord might barge in. Say thereโs no wet spots, insistโฆ uh, wallpaper like this, livable, right?โ
If they detect walls for leak repairs and find this wall, itโs super bad.
I could use charm to block somehow, but if 202โs side gets breached, big problem.
Since otherworld guys caused 202โs wallpaper to get wet too, might need to repaper.
โFeels like ghosts linger in damp, but not sure now. Itโs dried.โ
โIโll repaper later. Letโs keep this our secret.โ
โNo, uh, youโll keep it secret, rightโฆ I messed up.โ
โHere, 50,000-dollar, 50,000-euro sikhye.โ
โWhy that price?โ
Yeah, price spiked a lot.
Someone paid that much. I got that money.
Lucky the cash bundle didnโt get wet.
โEnjoy it.โ
โYeah. Seeing 202 enjoy it feels good.โ
โOh, right, gotta buy food. When you eating?โ
โIf I had money for king crab, now.โ
โUh, um.โ
Uh.
My Intelligence statโs risen crazily with level-ups.
Even without sikhye, I can see stats roughly.
Butโฆ
Whyโs her Intelligence going to Strength?
Some trait?
Vaguely guessed, but 202โs sikhye boosts Strength, not Intelligence.
Maybe a Memorial will pop up?
โWant something to drink, oppa?โ
โUh, yeah. Coffee?โ
โIโll make it. Wait.โ
202 seems more normal than expected.
Her quarantine disease excuse impressed me.
<Resisting Nightmareโs charm, level up.>
Level 703.
Thinking 202โs normal is a level-up, so Iโm pretty charmed by the Nightmare.
Can I hold out?
โUgh, the wallpaperโs buckling.โ
The wall patched for the giant mosquito holeโs torn.
If they peel it and see, itโs suspiciously different in color and texture, with mosquito-shaped marks.
This is my fault too, so itโs nerve-wracking. Whyโs it torn?
Was I smug calling myself a papering god, but actually clumsy?
Donโt need to patch here too, right?
Was gonna make a fuss about the buckling wallpaper since theyโre here to check.
โWaaaaaa!โ
Gah!?
What? 202 attacked me!?
Screaming, she headbutts my stomach.
The stamina loss is no joke.
Didnโt bring a pot lid shield to someoneโs house, obviously.
โUgh, ow. What, what are you doing?โ
โAh.โ
โWhatโs that? Ow, hot.โ
The headbutt hurt so bad I didnโt notice, but coffee spilled too.
202, replacing coffee hospitality with a coffee slap, lets out a single sound seeing the cup.
โAh, uh.โ
<Super Regeneration restores burns.>
Luckily, Super Regeneration fixes internal and external damage, pain gone fast.
โAre you crazy? Seriously. Inviting someone and ramming them, whatโsโโ
Looking now, the pain and heat hid it, but her body slam pushed me onto the bed, and 202โs upper body is pressed against my stomach.
She lifts her head, looks at the wall, then me, panicking.
โI-if I said I suddenly wanted to hug, you wouldnโt believe, right?โ
That was a tackle.