Chapter 261: My Weapon Is Butter?!

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“Weapon Master?” Bai Yue Ling was covered in black lines, feeling the name was full of flaws: “Then your weapon should probably be a street lamp.”

“A street lamp?” Silver Tooth asked in confusion: “Why?”

“If you can wield any weapon with ease, then a street lamp should be no problem for you.”

At that moment, Gentle Pluck squeezed in again: “Miss Silver Tooth, why not give mine a try!”

As she spoke, she pulled out a huge block of… butter from behind her back, like a cartoon character retrieving an item.

[Equipment Name: A Block of Butter]

[Quality: Perfect]

[Attack: Extremely Strong]

[Equip Condition: One who can endure the shame and weirdness of this weapon]

[Stat Bonus: All Stats A]

[Additional Skill: <Butter Transformation> You can morph this weapon into any shape.]

[Description: This is a block of butter imbued with mystical magic. No matter how precise an instrument you use to measure it, the ratio of length to width to height will always be 1:4:9. No one knows how this thing came to be. What’s certain is that an ordinary person absolutely cannot master it.]

[Note: “Another bizarre creation from the programmer ‘Ai Ya’ next door. Her actions are like accidentally dripping saliva into a dish while cooking, and the key thing is she’s completely oblivious to it, just serving the dish to customers like that… Perhaps I should report her to Lady Goddess, I absolutely cannot let her continue running wild like this.” — Said the otaku programmer who designed the “Succubus Bloodline” series of skills.]

Holding the arm-sized block of butter, even someone as experienced as Silver Tooth couldn’t help but twitch at the corner of her mouth: “I’ve never seen such a strange weapon. Where did you get this?”

Gentle Pluck explained leisurely: “When I first entered the game, I spawned in a village full of butter. Sealed in the very center of the village was this block of butter. I picked it up out of curiosity, and the whole village suddenly transformed into a giant monster made of butter, a full 5 levels!”

Encountering a level-5 monster and defeating it during the newbie period… wasn’t that Ming Die’s assessment for dark players?

Bai Yue Ling asked: “And then?”

“Then, holding my butter high, I fought a bloody battle, finally defeating the monster and completely taming this block of butter!”

“You skipped way too much in the middle!”

Although the origin of this butter was highly questionable, with a panel boasting all-stat A bonuses, it had to be an exceptionally fine weapon.

Holding the butter, Silver Tooth muttered softly: “I want… to become a greatsword.”

The next moment, the butter actually began to transform, wriggling slightly like a slime, yet much more viscous than a slime.

Before long, it truly took the shape of a greatsword.

However, this greatsword was a bit strange…

“Why does it look like a tentacle?” Bai Yue Ling cursed out loud: “Are you really planning to give this kind of bizarre weapon to such a handsome and beautiful big sister!”

“Appearance doesn’t matter.” Gentle Pluck calmly pulled out a large rock and gestured: “Please test the blade.”

Silver Tooth raised the butter greatsword and swung it forcefully—

“Whoosh!“

Like cutting through tofu, the rock split in half instantly, the cross-section extremely smooth, showing no trace of tentacle marks at all.

Gentle Pluck puffed out her chest proudly: “If a weapon looks like a greatsword and cuts like a greatsword, then it IS a greatsword!”

“If you look like a pervert and hit like a pervert, then you ARE a pervert.” Ying Ye sneered coldly.

Bai Yue Ling said softly: “She is one.”

Silver Tooth shook her head and handed the butter back: “I’ll return this to you. I really can’t accept its appearance.”

Wielding a tentacle-shaped weapon in bloody battle… besides a lustful woman like Gentle Pluck, who else could possibly accept that?

“Why?” Gentle Pluck’s face was full of anxiety as she clung on like a salesperson: “Look, it can transform into all kinds of shapes! For example, when facing a girl like Little White, whose skin marks easily with any contact, you can turn it into a whip…”

“If you say one more word, I’ll really kill you.”

Ying Ye raised the Black Blade to cut off her speech, revealing a bone-chilling smile.

“Yes…” Gentle Pluck quickly backed down, obediently covering her mouth with both hands.

Unexpectedly, it wasn’t Little White who got angry first, but Miss Ying Ye… It seemed Little White truly mattered a lot to her.

“No need to trouble yourselves. I’ll just go buy some weapons at the United Merchant Association later.” Silver Tooth sighed, lowering her head to heft her heavy, soft bosom: “I should probably change my equipment too. This outfit is a bit too skimpy.”

“No! Don’t change it! It’s perfect as is!”

Bai Yue Ling quickly stopped her, thinking to herself, if you change your clothes, where would I go to admire those beautiful abs?

The only ones with a body type as athletic as Silver Tooth’s were Ai Ya and Xue Long, but she wasn’t close enough with Xue Long for that yet, and Ai Ya had been busy with Taoxiya lately, doing who knew what.

Speaking of equipment, Bai Yue Ling pulled out the black cloth that had tightly bound her and Silver Tooth inside the armor. It was already soaked through with the body scent and fragrant sweat of the two of them.

“By the way, Lie Lie, here’s your cloth back.”

Lie Lie took the black cloth and, for no apparent reason, put it to her nose and sniffed: “Mmm… not as fragrant as the cloth you had last time, but the impact is much stronger.”

[Player “Lie Lie’s” Dark Corruption Value has increased by 5%. Current Dark Corruption Value: 10%.]

Seeing Lie Lie stow the black cloth back into her bag, Bai Yue Ling couldn’t help but wonder: Had this girl developed some strange fetish?

They said dragons naturally hoard treasure, but what Lie Lie was collecting didn’t exactly count as treasure.

“All this talking has made me hungry. I haven’t even had lunch yet.”

Lie Lie rubbed her flat little belly and said: “Princess~ share the permission to your Resurrection Point with me. From now on, I’ll log in and out at your place and Little White’s place.”

Princess pondered for a moment, then suggested: “How about we knock through the wall between my place and Little White’s? Save you all from having to climb over the wall every day.”

“I have no objections.” Bai Yue Ling nodded, then asked inexplicably: “But whose name goes on the property deed?”

“Oh~? I didn’t know you had such a way with teasing people, Little White.”

Princess waved her fan and said: “As long as we get married, both our names can go on the property deed~”

Upon hearing this, Ying Ye’s gaze instantly turned icy cold, so sharp it nearly killed.

Bai Yue Ling felt a chill run down the back of her neck and quickly waved her hands: “I was just joking.”

With that, she logged off at lightning speed.

“Sigh, the big sisters in the Fate World are too dangerous. The real world is so much better~”

As her consciousness returned to the game pod, Bai Yue Ling squinted her eyes, enjoying the familiar embrace of Guodong for the first time in a while.

“Yo, Guodong, where did you run off to all morning? Why haven’t I seen you anywhere…”

Bai Yue Ling opened her eyes to greet, only to see a small, light-blue loli lying on top of her, her skin rippling slightly like a slime’s, her cute and lively eyes brimming with aggression.

Bai Yue Ling paused for a moment, then tentatively asked: “Guodong?”

“It’s me.”

Guodong said calmly, her slime body transforming into tentacles that hoisted Bai Yue Ling up.

“My queen, are you ready to—”